don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

(via snorlaxatives)



today on tumblr: Chris Evans makes sexual advances to all his colleagues by cupping their left breasts. Has he gone too far?

When’s he gonna grab my boob.